Wednesday, June 29, 2005

dykes and the bar...

So I was out getting coffee with a few friends the other day and we started talking about my mother. And we cae up with a list about why my momis interesting and it consisted of the following items:

1. She owns 5 Harleys
2. She built 4 of them herself
3. She wears ALOT of black leather
4. She can work with power tools as well and carpentry stuff
5. She can make things out of wood
6. Se's been married 4 times * and considering whe's only 40 that is alo if you ask me*

After we started talking about it I came to he realization...my mom is a lesbian!

So after I realized this I did what any normal person would do. I called her up to tell her that I know she is a lesbian and that she should just tell me. I'll understand.

So I called her up and told her that I think she was a lesbian. She laughed and asked why I though tthis. And so i told her, again with the laughing.

So she told me I could think what ever I wanted...

I also decided that I would start hitting the gym and tone up a bit an go to the audtion I was invited to at teh Unicorn, everyone says I would make a fun stripper casue of my gymnastics/acrobtics/contortion history...

so I calle dMark up and told him that if I'm going to do it he is too and he was like ok, then I informed the bf that I was going to do it and all he could say was "GREAT!"

what does it say about someone that all his freinds think its a good idea for him to be a stripper...if it was anyone else I woul dthink they need to get new freinds. I guess this jsut goes back to the post I had about not having a life...and how WRONG I was.

More on these stories as they unfold...

4 comments:

markknitz said...

no, no. it means that your friends think you are good looking and want you to have a lot of ready cash so you can buy them drinks.

CynCyn said...

I dunno. Your mom sounds kinda cool and understanding. the topics that are safe to discuss with my parents are limited to a handful. By the way. You knit the man clam diggers. I'll take the man. :)

Jon said...

Having been a guy to get a gratuitous grope from stuffing a dollar in a stripper's g-string, I don't know that I would want my bf to do that. I mean, it's just a level up from escort, isn't it?

Perhaps I'm just an old perv....

Knottyboy said...

If you could knit something whilst stripping I would die a very warm *ahem* and happy man. I think socks would be great, it would take twice as long since there's two.
k