mmmm boys kissing

mmmm cute boys kissing...




Enjoy!

Blonde moments of Nick

So I love Nick but sometimes I just want to smack him...case in point....

1. The other day he was in the kitchen making lunch. I heard him cussing and getting pissed at something, I go in and find him beating up the sandwich maker. After asking what was wrong. He turned to me and said "the damn thing isnt working, it's not getting hot."

I watched him try 2 dif outlets and listened to him getting pissed becasue he just got it for his b-day a week before and it's broke already.

Then it hit me I knew what was wrong...

I turned to him and said in my never loving voice...

Hunny you are plugging in the coffee grinder....
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Now if you think that was interesting here is the best on ethat has happeend so far...

2. Nick was about to leave for work and he was looking for his phone. So he grabbed mine to call his but it was off and was sending him straight to voicemail. And as many of us know this is not a good thing when you cant find your phone. So he tried calling it a few more times freaking out he can't find it. So finally I offer to help him look. I stood up and realized something...My phone was in my pocket....

The reason his phone wasnt ringing was becasue he was calling himself on his own phone...*sigh*
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So yea that's my boy...lol

On a beter note I'm making a new scarf for the UBBERSEXY Alan Gentry



Isnt it cute...It's my version of the boyfriend scarf...I hope he likes it!

Well I'm off to knit more of it...

Later sexies!

Bush vs. Brokeback Mountian

I seen this and had to giggle and share this with you...

http://movies.crooksandliars.com/Bush-Brokeback.mov

Ben Foster = Hottness

ok so when did ben foster get hot?




I would really like to know when this happeend casue i remeber seeing him in a lot of things and he never did anything for me but now...BA-DAMN!

I signed up for Knitty's SP6 so this should be fun... I had a great time last round and this time on both the giving and the reciving ends...Can't wait to see who i have this time around!

Well tonight is poker night at a freinds house, which mean I'm going to set watching movies and knitting while Nick plays...*sigh*

This should be an exciting night.

Finished!

I finally finished the Irish Hiking Scarf. I don tmid doing cables it makes the project go alot quick...but this took a while. But I'm happy with how it looks...



I think I might make another on in Hunter Green...or a darker Tweed for Nick...

But for my next project I'm going to try and concore Boogietime

I think it will make for a great watch for those cool days of winter...*wink*

mmmm water mmmmm

does anyone else drink ALOT of water...like I down 3 litters of water today. That's kinda wierd for a 21 yo...dont you think? Oh well.

So I have a new fetish...podcasts. Well not all just one Feast of Fools...I think if you havnt heard of them look them up:




THEY RAWK!

Go listen and coment on there site LOL

I been working on a new scarf... I decided to make the "Irish Hiking Scarf"...

I'll finish it tonight and take a pic for you *wink*

Where is mine?

hmm I never got mine...



Maybe It was lost in the mail...

the gay agenda

THE GAY AGENDA

8:00 – Wake up. Hug tree.

8:10 – Quick breakfast of Wheaties w/ banana and unborn fetuses, stem cells spread on toast.

8:20 – Get dressed in hemp suit.

8:30 – Miscellaneous worship of false idols.

8:45 - Drive to methadone clicnic in hybrid car; 30% electric, 70% Bible furnace.

8:50 – Receive methadone. Sell for pot.

9:00 – Catch up on a little reading: Torah, Koran, Book of Mormon, other books not The Bible.

10:00 – Stop on way to welfare office to drown puppies.

10:20 – Pickup welfare check.

10:30 – Cash check.

10:35 – Buy more pot.

11:30 – Miscellaneous Sodomy.

12:00 – Light lunch of sushi and stem cell pie, plus cappuccino, at upscale coffee shop.

12:30 – Stop at nearest cemetery to bleach flags on veterans' graves.

1:30 – Miscellaneous coveting.

3:00 – Steal babies, throw them from bridge.

3:30 – Bomb a church.

4:00 – Meeting with Jews for instructions on what news stories to run today.

5:00 – Formal dinner/fundraiser of virgin Christian sacrifice. Guest speakers Michael Moore, Al Franken, Satan, and Bizarro Ann Coulter.

6:30 – Smoke cigars lit by a burning pictures of Jesus

6:45 – Infiltrate the school system to attract impressionable young student to the homosexual lifestyle.

7:00 – Miscellaneous taking the Lord's name in vain.

7:10 – Smoke pot.

7:15 – Giggle for about twenty minutes.

7:35 – Order pizza with extra cheese and stem cells.

8:00 – Pay pizza man in food stamps.

8:30 – Watch Real Time with Bill Maher.

9:30 – Bedtime snack of nachos with three kind of cheese and peppers. No stem cells, watching weight.

10:00 – Miscellaneous dishonor of mother and father.

10:30 – Early bedtime, need rest for tomorrow's All-Day Sodomy Fest.

This was brought on because I stumbled upon a site I think you might find interesting...

http://www.boycottford.com/

enjoy,
~K~

Where are you?

I thought i would make a map of where all of you lovies are...so if you could would you PLEASE add yourself to it. It will only take a second...

*kiss*

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does tis weird you out?

I seen this and was a bit creeped out from it...

Am I weird or does it do the same to you too?



I know its fak ebut still, its creepy as FUCK!

Here is a cute one to take your mind off the last pic I posted...

R U a satinist

This was in a flier I found talking abou how you can tell if your child is a satinist or not...I guess I'm going to hell...

-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. (So I guess anyone who likes good music is a Satan worshiper...)

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish.

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. (Yes, because the Egyptian symbol for eternal life is Satanic even though Satan didn't exist back then...)

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. (Yes, because sports are really wholesome... *rolls eyes*)

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

-Takes drugs.

-Drinks alcohol. (So 90% of the Christians I know really worship Satan...)

-Is suicidal and/or depressed. (Because Christian's lives are all gravy...)

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.( I actually kinda like their reasoning behind this. It's...interesting?)

-Complains of boredom. (Holy shit! I'm bored! I must worship Satan to keep my mind occupied! *rolls eyes*)

-Sleeps too excessively or too little. (All insomniacs now worship Satan...)

-Is excessively awake during the night. (What if I work a night job?)

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. (So every teenager in the world worships Satan now...(

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. This is so that your child may speak to evil spirits through meditation.

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. (OMG...just, nothing to say to this...)

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. (What if the authority figures are idiots?)

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home.

-Eats excessively or too little.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. (Okay, that's it. Let's shoot whoever wrote this and see if they go to hell.)

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.( Wow. In that case, you just shouldn't have cable.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. (Will someone please tell me what this has to do with Satan????)

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. (Yup, you guessed it, strippers are of Satan, too.)

-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.

-Is homosexual.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. (Wow. When did Buddhism and Hindusim become dangerous cults? Last I checked, they were around way before Christianity...)

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

-Claims to be a goth. (I've actually known Christian goths...I was in Bible study with them.)

In their attempt to rid the world of "gothic" people, here is St. Mary's wonderful definition of gothic.

"Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence."

Here is St. Mary's remedy for curing the "goth disease."

"Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations"



I guess we are all doomed!

Who is that sexy model?

So I casted on and finished a hat the same night. Isnt it funky...



Here is a shot of one on a really cute model...





Plumpy sent me that black fuzzy yarn and if youremeber that is the red/green yarn I dyed a few weeks back. I didnt want to use it around Krysmas for teh sheer fact I HATE Krysmas colors. But I think it turne dout rather fun and cute dont you?

And if you notice I'm wearing the scarf I recieved from the scarf exchange that I posted about in a earlier post...LOL

But I am LOVIN Gmy funky hat... I think I'm going to make another one with orange fuzzies instead of black...what colors gowith orange? ideas????

Barbie promotes gender confusion

I think this is a load of bullshit but I thought i would raise the queation with you guys...

here is the artical

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=48177

The font is kinda hard to read so I'll post it here too..

Quote:
A third gender choice available to young participants of a poll on the Barbie doll website was changed after initially offering children the options of "I am a Girl," "I am a Boy," and "I don't know" – eliciting charges that Mattel, the company that owns Barbie, is intentionally promoting gender confusion among kids.

Apparently due to the criticism, the third gender option has now been changed to "I don't want to say."

Concerned Women for America, or CWA, believes by including the "I don't know" choice the company was promoting the homosexual agenda.

"It's the idea that well, maybe people aren't born a particular biological sex, or they are but that shouldn't determine their gender identity," Robert Knight, director of CWA's Culture & Family Institute, told the Christian Post. "And that's a very big component of the homosexual activist agenda now."

Knight pointed out the homosexual movement now goes by the acronym GLBT – for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered – and sometimes adds Q for "questioning youth."

"In other words, any kid who's not sure about who he is, he's fair game to try to persuade to have same sex acts," said Knight.

CWA has posted a screen shot of the original poll's options on its website. The poll question itself asked about what activities the respondents participate in during January.

Knight also questioned Barbie's emphasis on material things and physical appearance.

"Some critics have said the Barbie dolls really have convinced American girls that the materialistic way of life is the way to go," he told the newssite. "You have to have the hot cars, and the tropical scene. And Barbie has the perfect figure and the perfect outfits.

"It's really steering girls away from the idea of womanhood as predominantly – in terms of Christians – serving the Lord, getting married, having kids, building a home. You don't see any of that with Barbie – it's all about things."

Left-wing blog Big Brass Blog ridiculed the suggestion that Barbie had an agenda by including the "I Don't Know" option.

Under the heading "Now this is just beyond silly," poster the Green Knight writes:

"I'm not sure why 'I don't know' is there; it might be just a programming mistake, or it might be a reflection of the fact that, yeah, sometimes really young kids might not have thought about it too much yet, but this mostly invisible drop-down item in an obscure section of a web page is not evidence of anything. It's certainly not a promotion of anything, other than, well, Barbie.

"And yet … CWA honestly think[s] that this is some nefarious plot to indoctrinate 4-year-old girls into homosexuality and transsexual surgery. Yes, that's what they really think."

Mattel flatly denies any effort to purposely encourage gender confusion with the poll.

"Whenever we ask a child's gender, we provide her/him with three different answers: 'girl,' 'boy' and 'I don't want to say,'"explained Lauren Bruksch, a company spokeswoman. "Barbie.com always provides children with a neutral or non-response option."

Continued Bruksch: "In this particular case it was an innocent mistake; it should have read 'I don't want to say' as it does now. To suggest anything otherwise is ridiculous and irresponsible."

The spokeswoman said the answer "I don't know" is built into the sample answers of the rotating poll, and the fact it was not corrected before going live was an "unfortunate mistake."


I'm sory but first off why is there a man heading up the CWA?

Secondly I think they are jsut saying this to start shit...

But your thoughts?

March of the Penguins

I watched the cutest movie last night. March of the Penguins is soooo cute. I mean how can you NOT find penguins cute...



See how can you NOT find them cute as hell...

Nick came home with a plethara of movies last night:

Mr. and Mrs. Smith
March of the Penguins
A Lion in Winter
Million Doller Baby
Lords of Dogtown

So we had fun movie night last night...

It's been a while since we had one of those so it was very enjoyable.

I'm working on my scarf for the Scarf Exchange. I shoul dhave it done by the end of the week. Then I need to start my hat for her...

Time to dig thru my patterns again.

Now about the last post. I have had so much shi tin my head the past few weeks I cant stand it. I don't like talkin gto people about them. Even to Nick. I just don't want to bog people down with my problems you know...

Well enough about that. I need to finish this scarf.

Lata you knitting freaks!

Natural Blues

oh lordy, trouble so hard
oh lordy, trouble so hard,
don't nobody know my troubles but God
don't nobody know my troubles but God

*excuse me as I have a breakdown*

MY NEW SCARF!

Look at this!



isnt it GREAT...I been wearing it EVERYWHERE...

But here is the best thing about it.



SURPRISE! how fun is that...

I want to make one now that is a star motif...blue and gray i think...

I hope you had a GREAT New Years...

any resultions? mine are pretty easy. I want to get my stuff setup and sold and teh second is to workout more and increase my bendiness and have a better looking body. II just want to look good naked really I'm not going to lie LOL

I'm going to see if I can find something fun to kniw ( like my hp scarf im still working on)