Sunday, July 2, 2006

Pasta with a Side of Pain

So I'm all blistery and soar...NO this isnt a new addition to my STD collection...

last Wed I was making pasta and I spilt 6 gallons of boiling water on my arms and chest...

So umm yea after screamin, showering to cool down my skin, and collapsing on the bed bear ass naked in front of the window wishing for a breeze I came out of it with a few blisters on my wrist and my chest (tho I have a HUGE birth mark looking thing on my chest)...they are starting to pop but im using the bottle of h2ocean...I figure chicks LOVE scars so this will just take me on step closer to being the chick magnet that God wanted me to be in the first place...

and besides everyone likes a hot scar with a story to go with it...

I'm kinda tender but I am applying burn ointment to it so I think I should be ok...

*sigh*

why do I feel like a poached egg?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

God hon.. that had to hurt!!.. Ok that was the obvious.. Was ya cookin naked?? I hope you had clothes on when dealing with boiling water.. yikes.. Take care of yourself..if nothing else works for the blisters.. try "prid" you can get it at the pharmacy desk it pulls out the pain..even though it goes on like tar.