Saturday, April 25, 2009

The Weather

If I get another email/text/phone call from people at home telling me how lucky I am to be in such a warm place like california I'm going to scream...

Yes California is a BEAUTIFUL state...and yes parts of it is 85+ all year long....

This is not true of San Francisco...as of right now it is 41 degrees...and HELLA windy.

The sky is a clear blue and the sun is going to be bright as anythin gbut its going to be colder than shit outside....

and its going to stay like this untill we hit our summer which is in October...and will last till the end of November...where it goes back to fall/winter again

I am currently wearing 2 pairs of socks and a sweater under my Commes de Garcon jacket....

Why do I love this city...because I can knit all year round...a sweater is always a needed item around this city ;-)

My theme...or one of them anyway

I hate to say it but they play this damn song in every club
But it's me so I'll show love
But it's me so show me love

When I walk into the room people stop and stare
It's like nobody else is there
You know it's me not you
Who said anything about you

Boys and girls pretend to know me, they try so hard
And I get what I want, my name is my credit card
Don't try to hate me because I am so popular..

Pop, pop, popular!

Most guys I dated got intimidated
So now I date up
If you know what it means so they shut up
If you know what it means so just shut up

'Cause I don't wanna give half away
On the date we don't make up
If you know what I mean when we wake up
If you know what I mean when we break up

Boys and girls pretend to know me, they try so hard
And I get what I want, my name is my credit card
Don't try to hate me because I am so popular..

Pop, pop, popular!

You always wanna be around me
So you know what it's like
When the world is at your feet
And you're VIP tonight
You've either you got it or you don't
And I'm sorry you won't
Get there by using me
Just go & do your own thing

Boys and girls pretend to know me, they try so hard
And I get what I want, my name is my credit card
Don't try to hate me because I am so popular

Pop, pop, popular!

Boys and girls pretend to know me, they try so hard
And I get what I want, my name is my credit card
Don't try to hate me because I am so popular

Pop, pop, popular! Pop, pop, popular!
Pop, pop, popular! Pop, pop, popular!

Pop, pop, popular!

Monday, March 2, 2009

For those that love boobs

Last night was Siser Sarah Femm's Benefit for the Boob II and it was a great time. We have awesome performas and my favorite sisters were there. I mean who doesnt love boobs??? And to make it that much beter we had awesum raffle prizes including celebrty donated handbags...I won TWO! Let me just say they are SOOOO cute, one is from Saks 5th Ave and the other is a recylced rice bag with the cutest panda.

Sarah asked if I could make her a shawl to raffle off along with all the other prizes, I was very surprised to see this hot man wearin git later that night when we had our un winding sessio nover at The Edge. I seen him at the Benifet but didn't really talk to him but I was like well hello I see you are enjoying this scarf. He was like I LOVE IT!. Good I replied I made it....

He looked at me and bllinked for a second and then told me this was the bag he wanted to win just so he could get the scarf. I thanked him and then he kissed me, lucky i locked my make up in place this wasnt a cute little peck on the cheeck and I woul dhave to have my makeup smeered...Hopefully I see him out soon because This Asp. Sister needs a cute french guy to knit for...

Then to add to the crazyness continued thu the night, between clown fuckers and a sister giving a blowjob in the bar and not to mention bare ass spankings, it was a pretty entertaining night.

Cant wait till our next event lol

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

New Sweater

After long last my Top Down Raglan that was HELLA-EASY everyon shoul dmake this...you pick the guage and the yarn...so simple a link will follow...



ENJOY AND HAPPY KNITTING

http://www.woolworks.org/patterns/raglan.html

Monday, February 23, 2009

Story of a Murder

So I'm currently reading Perfume and I'm LOVING IT! GO ON AMAZON AND BUY IT. You might remember me talking about this a few months ago but its REALLY good. A nice reader sent it to me after she found it in her attic. now if any of you kind peop have the movie hangin around your house not in use ;-)

But on the knitting front my Wing O the MOTH is looking FEIRCE! And I'm loving it...I'm sad that I'm going to be givin it away :-( and if you want a chance to win go drop 10 bucks at www.tofightHIV.org/goto/krystofer

And this is total randomness but my Novice Sister Shelby Reedemed is having a Fat Tuesday fling at the Lookout so all you San Frans go and support her lovely-ness.

Hold Up out of coffee....*runs and gets a refill*

AND I"M BACK!

And even more fun news you have to watch this...




Why yes that is me and YES this is a real video for Amazing Race...I think I'm a shoe in for reality T.V ESP when there is a MILLION at stake LoL

And I'm sure I have all you people rooting for me right ;-)

A Rainy Sunday In The City

I just got off a 9 hour shift but I can't complain at least I have a job right....Works been starting to feel the Big R but its not TOO bad. I'm full time so they have to ask me before they cut my shift, so that's always a plus.

Someone asked me how my Asperincy is coming and so far its going pretty good. Next month marks my 2nd month and I have to pick two Big Sisters... I have a few ideas who I want so I'm going to see is any of them are going to be at Novice Sister Shelby Redeemed Fat Tuesday celebration.

AND if any of you are in the San Fran area this Easter marks the 30th anneversary of The Sisters so PLEASE come out and see up in Dolorus Park ;-)

My nocie Project is comig out GREAt I have a few shawls done and working on another Wing O' the Moth Shawl from Knitspot I love this patterns, I'm doing it in Noro Sock this time in a great green color way...I wanted somthing earthy and its JUST perfect! I cant wait to get photo's up.

And For of those that didn't know my Bday was Wednesday...thats right I'm 25...*gasp*

A quarter of a century old...

So far so good, cant wait to see what is in store for my next 25 years....

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

First shawl done!

First prize is going to be Clapotis from knitty! Everyone go donate!

Www.tofighthiv.org/goto/krystofer

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Wanna be feirce?

I started taking antigravity yoga classes army gym and they rock! You suspended I'd a silk hammock. I know this sounds odd but think airiel acrobatics.... So much fun lucky it's only offered at my gym Squeeeee LOL

All of you to join crunch...

Go donate!
Www.tofighthiv.org/goto/krystofer

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Clapotis goodness

So I'm setting here in bed listening to my podcasts and knitting my clapotis... That's right I'm knitting the clap, I wanted to wait till the craze died down before I made it. So far it's going nicely. Ummm what else is going on with me hmmm...oh!I'm joining the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence... That's right I'm becoming a nun *dances around naked* it takes a year so it won't be east but it will be fun!

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Lambada

Chorando se foi quem um dia so me fez chorar
Chorando se foi quem um dia so me fez chorar

Chorando estara ao lembrar de um amor
Que um dia nao soube cuidar
Chorando estara ao lembrar de um amor
Que um dia nao soube cuidar

A recordacao vai estar com ele aonde for
A recordacao vai estar pra sempre aonde for

Danca sol e mar guardarei no olhar
O amor faz perder encontrar
Lambando estarei ao lembrar que este amor
Por um dia um instante foi rei

A recordacao vai estar com ele aonde for
A recordacao vai estar pra sempre aonde for

Chorando estara ao lembrar de um amor
Que um dia nao soube cuidar

Cancao riso e dor melodia de amor
Um momento que fica no ar

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Novice Project

You are looking at one of the three newest Aspirants for Sisterhood here in San Francisco...That's right I'm joining the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, and I'm rather excited to start my training...

When I become Novice I have to throw my own event, and I wanted to run this idea past you...

I want to have a silent auction/fashion show where we are going to auction off shawls/throws (for widowers) of all weights and fibers. and everything that doesn't get sold I want to give to the cancer wings of the hospitals here in the city and all the money raised is going to go to Aids Life Cycle....

your thoughts on this?

This is just a rough draft of what I want to do I'm sure there will be burlesque and alot more entertainment to boot lol

if anyone is interested in knitting please let me know :-) Its not going to be for around 7 or more months still so plenty of time if you are liking the idea.

And look some new socks!

Saturday, January 10, 2009

the lost holiday videos....

Part 2 A very Tranny Krysmas: Enoy




And yes all the food and friends to share it all with....

off topic..

but i love this polish... I think im going to take it home with me when i go back to San Fran....

I'm visiting family for a week, sorta like a late holiday....im getting alot of knitting done. I and gave myself a mini mani while i was her ewith the great polish...the coloris called Raven Red...its a deep red that im sooo loving for some reaon. I think its now mine ;-)

Thursday, November 20, 2008

I'm ALIVE!

Okay so I bet you are all sitting on pins and needles wondering where the hell I'm at...WELL get a cup of your fav drink ready *I would make sure it has a mini umbrella in it* cause you are in for a fun treat of a blog entry...


On Living:

So as most of of you know i was/am looking for a room of my very own. So I was searching Craig's List with a come looking for a deal. Finally I found somoething and emailed the guy. He asked me over to see the room, and being the carefull person tah I am I suggested that we meet first to see if we wouldnt wan to kill each other and THEN we could go look at the place....

So we are setting at Modern Tea each with a pot of our own custom tea blend...we talk for 30 min and he seemed cool so i was all up for seeing the room. I ran to the bathroom and came back and finished my tea and told him that I had toget my back from my house before we head to look at the apt. he said thatwas fine and I could see my place fromthe tea shop anyway...so we headed over and when I got to my gate I blacked out.....

I woke up 3 hours later on the floor with my dooor open. he stole 2 laptop, watch, wallet (and the money I was going to give him incase I did want the place), an my Ipod....

When I went to the hospital they said that I had a HUGE dose of GHB in my system and surprised I didnt O.D....

But I'm still alive :-)

On Work:

I am nolonger at the Post St store...So all you stockrs need to update my work address, I moved to the big show over on Powell. It's CRAZY over there I'm jumiing from a store with 25 people to 145 and I have my own department....It's kinda crazy but fun. I'm also training to become a Visual, which would totally rock. There is a waiting list to be one in the city, so if I were to become one I would probly move again BUT since this isnt going to happen over night I can stay and enjoy the city.

We had the launch of the Comme des Garçons line, it lasted a whopping 5 min and we were sold out....L.A sold out in 13 Min...People were waiting in line to buy stuff starting at 3pm the day before...and yes I was one of them. I wanted my slice of Comme des Garçons too! I was 3rd in line but since I was broke I was able to snab a few bottles of the perfume/cologne which smells awesum..kinda has a hint of black pepper in it...totally awesume. Elke was able to snab one of the hard to get dress they released only 10 were sent to america and my store grabbed 5 of them. She has posted on ebay and I beleive has sold if for over 5K...Yea No joke...

oh.... I have to run right now think of thisas part one!

LATA!

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

My 3rd and Finally SP package...And my roomie lol

I was SOOOOO excited when I got this... I about wet myself when I seen it waiting for me SQUEEE

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

I'm giving away a $100 WHAT?

In case you don't remember I was giving a way a huge yarn stash a few months ago to help raise money for Aids Life Cycle....

If you odont know what ALC is please check out their page...

Aids Life Cycle


Well I'm doing it again...instead of one huge basket I'm giving away GC to online stores and gift baskets...that way you can CHOOSE YOUR OWN PRIZES...

I know great idea huh...

well in case your interested here is how it works....

I will have a drawing at the end of each month, and I will pick from EVERYONE that has donated for that month....

Each donation of $10 gets you into the drawing...

Since its so late this month I wont pick a name till the end og Oct...and since its a month and a bit longer than normal ill make sure that you get a bit more than $100 this time around...

To donate just go to:

Donate HERE

and click the donate to Krystofer link....

I just figured with holiday knitting coming up who wouldn't like a chance at free yarn LoL

I was able to raise over $7,530 doing this last year and my goal this yea is $10K and will all your help i know I can reach it!

Octobers Gift Certificate will be for:

Knit Picks


Good Luck...AND THANK YOU!

And in case you want to ride with me...the are taking online registrations....


Register HERE


Registration closes at 2500 and the already have 1500 so HURRY